Tag Archives: Funny

No Greater Insult

14 Jan
Sniff Seattle Dog Walkers, Pit Bull, Capitol Hill Seattle

Kahlo, a Capitol Hill Seattle Pit Bull (Photo by Greg Valentine/Sniff Seattle)

“A dog is not ‘almost human’ and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.” ~ John Holmes

Greg Valentine

SNIFF Seattle Dog Walkers
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‘I Should Get A Free Dog’

12 Nov
White German Shepherd, Dog Quotes, Dog Pics

Fiona (Photo by Jeanna/Sniff Seattle)

“I’ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.” ~ Wendy Liebman

Jeanna from Sniff Seattle
Walk. Play. Love.
(206) 478-5183

SNIFF Seattle Dog Walkers of Bellevue
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Some Days

14 Aug
Dogs, Fire Hydrants, Bellevue Seattle Dogs

Say no more. (Photo by Greg Valentine/Sniff Seattle)

“Some days you’re the dog, some days you’re the hydrant.” ~ Unknown

Greg Valentine

SNIFF Seattle Dog Walkers
Sniff Seattle on Yelp
 
 

Stay

13 Aug
Golden Retrievers, Sniff Seattle Dogs, Bellevue Seattle Dogs

McGee from Downtown Seattle (Photo by Greg Valentine/Sniff Seattle)

“I named my dog ‘Stay’… so I can say ‘Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.’ ~ Steven Wright

Jeanna from Sniff Seattle
Walk. Play. Love.
(206) 478-5183

SNIFF Seattle Dog Walkers of Bellevue
Sniff Seattle on Yelp
 
 

I Wonder If Other Dogs Think…

24 Mar
Sniff Seattle Dog Walkers, Dog Photos, Dog Quotes

Bentley the Mohawk Poodle (Photo by Greg Valentine/Sniff Seattle)

“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.” ~ Rita Rudner

Greg Valentine

Dog Walking & Puppy Care – Bellevue & Seattle
Sniff Seattle on Yelp
 
 

Say Anything

14 Mar
Dog Quotes, Dog Photos, Sniff Seattle Dogs

Porter the Golden Retriever (Photo by Jeanna/Sniff Seattle)

“You can say any fool thing to a dog and the dog will just give you this look that says, ‘My GOSH, you’re RIGHT! I NEVER would’ve thought of that!” ~ Dave Barry

Greg Valentine

SniffSeattle.com
Dog Walking & Puppy Care – Bellevue & Seattle
 
 

Children

20 Feb
Bellevue Seattle Dog Walker, Dog Photos, Corgis

Murphy from Ballard (Photo by Jessica/Sniff Seattle)

“Children are for people who can’t have dogs.” ~ Author Unknown

Jeanna from Sniff Seattle
Walk. Play. Love.
(206) 478-5183

Sniff Seattle ~ Seattle Bellevue Redmond Dog Walking & Puppy Care
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Stay. Come Here.

19 Feb
Sniff Seattle Dogs, Ballard Dog walkers, Border Collies

Lucy Liu, Border Collie Mix (Photo by Jeanna/Sniff Seattle)

“I named my dog Stay so I can say, ‘Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.'” ~ Steven Wright

Jeanna from Sniff Seattle
Walk. Play. Love.
(206) 478-5183

Sniff Seattle ~ Seattle Bellevue Issaquah Dog Walking & Puppy Care
Sniff Seattle on Yelp
 
 

Almost Human?

18 Jan
Sniff Seattle Dog Walkers, Pit Bull, Capitol Hill Seattle

Kahlo, a Capitol Hill Seattle Pit Bull (Photo by Greg Valentine/Sniff Seattle)

“A dog is not ‘almost human’ and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.” ~ John Holmes

Greg Valentine

Sniff Seattle ~ Seattle Bellevue Dog Walking & Puppy Care
Sniff Seattle on Yelp
 
 

Between Dog And Hydrant

5 Oct
Dogs, Fire Hydrants, Bellevue Seattle Dogs

Say no more. (Photo by Greg Valentine/Sniff Seattle)

“Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.” ~ John Peers

Greg Valentine

Sniff Seattle ~ Seattle Bellevue Dog Walking & Puppy Care
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