Tag Archives: Funny Quotes

Can’t Decide

16 Jan
Pugs, Seattle Dog Walkers, Dog Quotes

Jeanna from Sniff Seattle with Stewie (Photo by Greg Valentine/Sniff Seattle)

“My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can’t decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives.” ~ Rita Rudner

Greg Valentine

SNIFF Seattle Dog Walkers
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Didya Ever Notice?

15 Jan
Sniff Seattle, Dog Car Photos, Dog Quotes

“More breeze, please!” (Photo by Kasia/Flickr)

“Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.” ~ Steve Bluestone

Jeanna from Sniff Seattle
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(206) 478-5183

SNIFF Seattle Dog Walkers of Bellevue
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‘Woof’ In Cat

2 Apr
Sniff Seattle Cats, Cat Sitters Seattle, Cat Photos

Jasmine from Wedgwood (Photo by Greg Valentine/Sniff Seattle)

“‘Meow’ means ‘woof’ in cat.” ~ George Carlin

Greg Valentine

Dog Walking & Puppy Care – Bellevue & Seattle
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3hree

31 Mar
Dog Quotes, Dog Photos, Sniff Seattle Dogs

Miss Scarlett (Photo by Greg Valentine/Sniff Seattle)

“I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.” ~ Marie Corelli

Jeanna from Sniff Seattle
Walk. Play. Love.
(206) 478-5183

Dog Walking & Puppy Care – Bellevue & Seattle
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What Goes Through His Mind?

23 Feb
Sniff Seattle Dogs, Dog Walker Kirkland, Dog Quotes

Say what?! (Photo by Greg Valentine/Sniff Seattle)

“I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl.” ~ Penny Ward Moser

Jeanna from Sniff Seattle
Walk. Play. Love.
(206) 478-5183

Sniff Seattle ~ Seattle Bellevue Redmond Dog Walking & Puppy Care
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Ever Notice?

17 Jan
Sniff Seattle, Dog Car Photos, Dog Quotes

“More breeze, please!” (Photo by Kasia/Flickr)

“Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.” ~ Steve Bluestone

Jeanna from Sniff Seattle
Walk. Play. Love.
(206) 478-5183

Sniff Seattle ~ Seattle Bellevue Dog Walking & Puppy Care
Sniff Seattle on Yelp
 
 

Dogs Or Kids

16 Jan
Pugs, Seattle Dog Walkers, Dog Quotes

Jeanna from Sniff Seattle with Stewie (Photo by Greg Valentine/Sniff Seattle)

“My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can’t decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives.” ~ Rita Rudner

Greg Valentine

Sniff Seattle ~ Seattle Bellevue Dog Walking & Puppy Care
Sniff Seattle on Yelp
 
 

Tongue With Eyeballs

6 Nov
Stewie the Pug, Garfield, Sniff Seattle Dog Walkers

Sloppy kisser? Yep. That's our Stewie! (Photo by Jeanna from Sniff Seattle)

“That’s not a dog! That’s a tongue with eyeballs!” ~ Garfield

Greg Valentine

Sniff Seattle ~ Seattle Bellevue Dog Walking & Puppy Care
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A Dog’s Day Off?

27 Aug
Dog Quotes, Mastiffs, Dog Photos

Moby lounges (Photo by Jessica/Sniff Seattle)

“What do dogs do on their day off? Can’t lie around – that’s their job!” ~ George Carlin

Greg Valentine

Sniff Seattle ~ Seattle Bellevue Dog Walking & Puppy Care
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It’s A Dog Eat Dog World, Woody…

5 Aug
Norm, Cheers, Dog Eat Dog World

Norm! (Photo by Charles/Burrows/Charles Productions)

Woody: “How’s it going Mr. Peterson?”

Norm from Cheers: “It’s a dog eat dog world, Woody, and I’m wearing milk bone underwear.”

Greg Valentine

Sniff Seattle ~ Seattle Bellevue Dog Walking & Pet Sitting
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