Jeanna from Sniff Seattle with Stewie (Photo by Greg Valentine/Sniff Seattle)
“My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can’t decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives.” ~ Rita Rudner
Tag Archives: Funny Quotes
Didya Ever Notice?
15 Jan
“More breeze, please!” (Photo by Kasia/Flickr)
“Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.” ~ Steve Bluestone
Jeanna from Sniff Seattle
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‘Woof’ In Cat
2 Apr
Jasmine from Wedgwood (Photo by Greg Valentine/Sniff Seattle)
“‘Meow’ means ‘woof’ in cat.” ~ George Carlin
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3hree
31 MarMiss Scarlett (Photo by Greg Valentine/Sniff Seattle)
“I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.” ~ Marie Corelli
Jeanna from Sniff Seattle
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What Goes Through His Mind?
23 Feb
Say what?! (Photo by Greg Valentine/Sniff Seattle)
“I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl.” ~ Penny Ward Moser
Jeanna from Sniff Seattle
Walk. Play. Love.
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Ever Notice?
17 Jan“More breeze, please!” (Photo by Kasia/Flickr)
“Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.” ~ Steve Bluestone
Jeanna from Sniff Seattle
Walk. Play. Love.
(206) 478-5183
Sniff Seattle ~ Seattle Bellevue Dog Walking & Puppy Care
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Dogs Or Kids
16 JanJeanna from Sniff Seattle with Stewie (Photo by Greg Valentine/Sniff Seattle)
“My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can’t decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives.” ~ Rita Rudner
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Tongue With Eyeballs
6 Nov
Sloppy kisser? Yep. That's our Stewie! (Photo by Jeanna from Sniff Seattle)
“That’s not a dog! That’s a tongue with eyeballs!” ~ Garfield
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A Dog’s Day Off?
27 AugMoby lounges (Photo by Jessica/Sniff Seattle)
“What do dogs do on their day off? Can’t lie around – that’s their job!” ~ George Carlin
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It’s A Dog Eat Dog World, Woody…
5 Aug
Norm! (Photo by Charles/Burrows/Charles Productions)
Woody: “How’s it going Mr. Peterson?”
Norm from Cheers: “It’s a dog eat dog world, Woody, and I’m wearing milk bone underwear.”
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