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Tricky?

26 Nov
Seattle Dogs, Sniff Seattle, Dog Photos

Jackson from Northlake, Seattle (Photo by Greg Valentine from Team Sniff)

“People teach their dogs to sit; it’s a trick. I’ve been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.” ~ Mitch Hedberg

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I Mean, That’s Their Job

31 Jul
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Moby lounges (Photo by Jessica from Team Sniff)

“What do dogs do on their day off? Can’t lie around – that’s their job!” ~ George Carlin

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Better Deal Per Foot

31 Jul
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Gimli (Photo by Tiffany/Sniff Seattle)

“We’ve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet – so we bought a dog. Well, it’s cheaper, and you get more feet.” ~ Rita Rudner

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More Feet

16 Jul
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Charlie from Greenwood sniffin’ around (Photo by Greg Valentine/Sniff Seattle)

“We’ve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet – so we bought a dog. Well, it’s cheaper, and you get more feet.” ~ Rita Rudner

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Pooch

15 Jun
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Puppy hugs (Photo by Brian Teutsch/Flickr)

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Pooch!
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me, baby!

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‘Egypt’

22 Jan
Sniff Seattle Dogs, Greenwood Dog Walking, Dog Quotes

Charlie from Seattle’s Greenwood neighborhood (Photo by Greg Valentine/Sniff Seattle)

“Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield

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My Dog Is Worried About The Economy

27 Jun
Sniff Seattle, Dog Quotes, Dog Photos

Don’t worry, pee happy! (Photo by Stewart Butterfield/Flickr)

“My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That’s almost $7.00 in dog money.” ~ Joe Weinstein

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